BAD LUCK

(chorus)

I was too blind to see the writing on the wall

Looking up instead of down

I think it cause me to fall

Left hand over right to protect my balls

If you didn't have bad luck you'd have no luck at all

Speed is goin' down - I'm about to stall

Now you gonna miss it - they've given last call

You in this crazy life for the very long haul

If you didn't have bad luck you'd have no luck at all

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I guess I need to work on my poker face

I'm just asking for directions and I got sprayed with mace

I won the lottery but the ticket blew away

I think I'll pray

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I'll never sit at the side of the road

Exposing my wounds screaming it's destiny

Bitten by the one flea with a disease

I think I'll scream

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(chorus)

Love at first sight with the girl next door

Little did I know she's a whore that snores

Took out my underwear from the Goodwill sack

Got the one pair that happened to have crabs

Went to the store - bought some chicken

now with salmonella I am stricken

Wish I had known that it was recalled

If I didn't have bad luck I'd have no luck at all

Bad Luckkk

Bad Fuckkk

From the Jonsona album - Jonny Malignity

Written by Jonsona

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